Profile - Holly50

I would describe myself as:
Very cross, I have been on this site for nearly five years – my profile has been viewed 10,000 times – presumably by the same person! I have received 1,000 winks, 106 offers of casual sex, 195 sexually explicit mails, 750 goodwill messages along the lines of ‘God you’re a funny woman’ 1,001 disparaging mails along the lines of ‘You’re not so great/funny/etc’.I was in the prime of me life when I joined ,now I’d be lucky to get a one night stand with the Hunchback of Notre Dame! If only time wasting was a crime I’d sue!Hold the press, I’ve just noticed I’m only 40% on the date ability index – anyone know how I could improve on that …

My ideal partner would be:
Well again, it's hardly relevant is it? I mean it’s unlikely that a male 55/65 is going to scan this site spot my profile and say..'God now I wonder if I'd suit this woman', let me check..does she like a smoker - does she like a drinker - does she like the same band as me - is her favourite album the same as mine - Might we be educationally/ intellectually /emotionally suited to one another? - Does she live in proximity to me - well God knows we tic all the boxes so I'll call her up and ask her for a date! I won’t mention it to the wife yet…sure it might all come to nothing!

My ideal date would be:
Of equal import to the prospective foregoing ideal partner; wheremight we spend the evening? ‘I wonder now what this woman might like. She doesn’t drink – that’s a difficult one – if there’s any sortof attraction at all the few drinks can be ‘conducive’. Well by the looksof her, she likes a meal – (no disrespect) but you could spend a couple of hours and a few bob on a meal – and you might come away emptyhanded so to speak. Sure it might be better just to keep sending the badlyworded miss spelled scatological missives and having the odd wankthat way everyone’s happy!’