I would describe myself as:
Part time singer.....part time lover...would love to be full time at both!
My ideal partner would be:
A Roady..........someone to drive the van,set up the gear,iron the outfit and give me a gooood rubdown after a gig.She better be able to make rasher sambos,mugs of tea and collect me dole money on tuesdays and do me laundry!..................oh and I nearly forgot,she better have a nice arse!
My ideal date would be:
a bag of chips and a battered sausageand if shes lucky I'll bring her home and give her a jockeys breakfast.....a ride and a rasher!